pocketterrorist:

missjessiecakes:

daensonnet:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

Fuck you for being smart

this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.

thank goodness, I felt totally inept bcse I couldn’t get the spoon thing to work. Also thanks for reblogging this.

General tip, place the tape on the back of your hand first so that most of the sticky comes off.

that’s really cool.

pocketterrorist:

missjessiecakes:

daensonnet:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

Fuck you for being smart

this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.

thank goodness, I felt totally inept bcse I couldn’t get the spoon thing to work. Also thanks for reblogging this.

General tip, place the tape on the back of your hand first so that most of the sticky comes off.

that’s really cool.

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blacklistecl:

how to do the winged eyeliner

  • take the pencil
  • cobblestone
  • seductively eat a banana
  • aaaaaayy MACARENA
  • offer your soul to the gods
  • do the ol’ razzle dazzle

done, please enjoy

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The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

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contradictyourself:

dear god.

contradictyourself:

dear god.

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silver-tonguedliar:

this is literally the best gif on the internet

silver-tonguedliar:

this is literally the best gif on the internet

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champagne-paradise:
GPOY
champagne-paradise:

xo

Iggeeeeh <3

champagne-paradise:

xo

Iggeeeeh <3

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lolthefunniest:

finnyisintheimpala:

HE SMASHES INTO THE SHELF I’M CRY

can somebody find this video for me?! i need to watch it

This is terrifying&#160;!!!

lolthefunniest:

finnyisintheimpala:

HE SMASHES INTO THE SHELF I’M CRY

can somebody find this video for me?! i need to watch it

This is terrifying !!!

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yes please 

yes please 

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